Una rarissima canzone cantata da Tre Cool durante alcuni concerti
Testo:
Well, Billie Joe's mom, she's the queen of all the acrobats She can do the tricks that give the kids the shits Ah can shoot green peas from her hairy frontal orifice Do a double backflip and catch em on her tits Sheeeeeee's a great big son-of-a-bitch that's twice the size of me The hair on her ass is like the branches from a tree She can shoot, fight, fart, fuck Fly a plane and drive a truck That's the kinda girl I wanna marry